If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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