I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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