what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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