CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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