why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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