she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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