Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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