I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
