i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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