But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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