Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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