i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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