the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
