you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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