Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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