imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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