it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
COCAINE IS GR8
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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