Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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