Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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