on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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