I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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