Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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