so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just invented taco cereal.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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