I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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