Buhtt sex?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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