if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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