There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Randomize
