I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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