dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
