glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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