When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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