haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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