Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
