Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
they need to just BURY HIM!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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