I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
