i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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