Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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