I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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