it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
These tits shall not be calmed
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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