At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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