can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
