So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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