That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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