Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
