there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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