with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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