You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
