I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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