I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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