Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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