If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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