I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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