Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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