So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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