Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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