dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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