I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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